Anne Hathaway has nothing on me!

I could have been hired for her role in Princess Diaries.... wasn't that the name of it? I even have the bruises to show for it! I sport a very mild one on the right side of my forehead where it met with the edge of a door in the dark. And the other I only discovered by trying to wash it off. No idea how a reddish spot (looking suspiciously like the red blush/lipstick I use for stage makeup) appeared on my left forearm, right below my wrist. When it hurt, I realized that's not makeup, but a bruise. No idea on that one.